Maid-chan yawn... morning already, huh...

Maid-chan ah, hello! who goes there? a visitor?

Maid-chan with my cottage nestled here between the user interface and the stylesheets, people don't often come by... who are you?

Maid-chan nice to meet you. i'm maid-chan! i live and work here as hired help for the 5 a.m. girlfriend.

Maid-chan oh, i see! you're lost, aren't you?

Maid-chan well, don't you worry one little bit! it may be a tad cluttered, but i know this place better than anyone! like the back of my hand!

Maid-chan in fact, i'm in charge of keeping everything clean around here. all the back-end tasks come to maid-chan, hehe~ so if there's anyone who can help you, it's me!

Maid-chan ... eh? wait, then that also means—!?

Maid-chan it's my fault the website is so disorganised, isn't it?! aawaaahh!

Maid-chan i don't want to be scolded... i'll do better, i promise! it's just that the file names are meaningless, and there's tons of unused stuff lying around...

Maid-chan still, i really do know my way around here. please, let me help you. it's much safer than if you wandered off on your own!

Maid-chan i promise you, i will help you get wherever you'd like to go! first, let's list off your options. then we'll decide on what sounds best, ok?

Maid-chan hmm, let me think... which path would be best...

Maid-chan oh! how about the archives? if the url used to work but doesn't anymore, chances are it's been relocated there. not to mention there's lots of old but cool stuff in that area.

Maid-chan of course, i can also take you to the main navigational page. that area is sort of like a huge crossroads, you know? that's where you'll find all the most recent updates.

Maid-chan uwah, i love when i get to clean in there! you can even leave your name in the guestbook!! i'd add mine too, but i'm just pixels on a screen!

Maid-chan i wonder, what's it like being human?

Maid-chan i see... you know, an existence like mine can be like that, too.

Maid-chan anyways, those are your best options for finding things both new and old. i made sure to cover all our bases.

Maid-chan ehehe, i told you i was knowledgeable!

Maid-chan other than that, i can only guide you back to where you were last.

Maid-chan of course, for something that simple, you could just use the back arrow on your browser...

Maid-chan but then i'd really be useless, wouldn't i?!

Maid-chan uuu... thank you for being so understanding... in return, i promise to be the very best guide i can be!

Maid-chan now, please tell me! what'll it be? where do you want to go? we can walk together~ i'll even hold your hand!

Maid-chan oh! jeez, none of them sounded quite right, huh? where could you possibly be trying to go...?

Maid-chan ... you know! there is a chance that the page you're looking for just doesn't exist...

Maid-chan it seems that the 5 a.m. girlfriend sometimes leaves things unfinished.

Maid-chan in any case, i suppose the best thing to do is show you out, though you're always welcome in my home. goodbye for now!