with the scrape of metal against cement, the shrine at last opens its vaulted doors... you're here for a reason, aren't you? don't you want to hear about my OTP— in painstaking detail, complete with figures, citations, and enough background information to fill an encyclopedia? haha. as if you have a choice.
warning! this shrine contains major spoilers for Bungou Stray Dogs, sort-of-but-not-really including the most recent novel, Stormbringer. honestly i have no idea what's up with that one. i just like the pretty pictures.
at the very least, don't blame me for the secrets you unfortunately uncover while reading this gargantuan sperg. i literally spoiled myself while writing it. on top of the autism, don't you think i have enough to deal with already?
have you had enough of this? well then...